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知乎上有个段子很有意思:孔乙己到店
来源: 未知 2016-05-17 福州资讯
所有人都看着他笑,有的叫道,“孔乙己,你脸上又添上新伤疤了!”他不回答,对柜里说,“订两辆特斯拉,要一个充电桩。”便排出九文大钱。他们又故意的高声嚷道,“你一定又偷了人家的WiFi 密码了!”孔乙己睁大眼睛说,“你怎么凭空污人清白?”“什么清白?我前天亲眼见你偷了温兆轮家的密码,吊着打。
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